To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises
of good luck if I forwarded something,
I did what you told me ...
I sent the email to 10 people like you said ..
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen .
NONE OF THAT CRAP WORKED!
For 2008, could you please just send money, vintage wine, chocolate, cruise-ship tickets,
gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead!