To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. 
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, 
in beer there is freedom, 
in water there is bacteria. 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated 
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or  other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. 
                     Remember: 
                      Water = Poop, 
                      Wine = Health. 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, 
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service