To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all done
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and have a meal ready for him when he came home from work. On the first day he did not see any results, the next day things seemed to be better organized and by the third day his house was clean and he came home to the smell of a huge home cooked meal.
The Third man married a girl from Boston. He explained that he had told his new wife that he expected her to keep the house clean, the dishes cleaned, the laundry washed and folded and the lawn mowed. He said the first day he didn't see anything. On the second day there was no improvement, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call the landscaper.
Gotta love those Boston Girls !!
Got this in an email this morning (-:
| Player | Weekly Pts |
| 1 lemonyellow | 134 |
| 2. Johnny | 121 |
| 3. Operator9 | 85 |
| 4. Tom | 84 |
| 5. dawtch | 72 |
| PLAYER | Weekly PTS | Overall Standing |
| 1. kathlock | 203 | 2 |
| 2. Shaun | 196 | 3 |
| 3. sneaky | 188 | 1 |
| 4. TheJackster | 178 | 5 |
| 5. Badlydrawnbhoy | 174 | 9 |
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| From Trivia Players |
| Player | Total Points | Overall Rank |
| 1. kathlock | 126 | 2 |
| 2. Sneaky | 125 | 1 |
| 3. TheJackster | 110 | 3 |
| 4. Shaun | 96 | 14 |
| 5. Badlydrawnbhoy | 93 | 28 |
| Player | Total Points | Overall Rank |
| 1. sneaky | 117 | 1 |
| 2. kathlock | 97 | 2 |
| 3. Tom | 95 | 3 |
| 4. PG | 95 | 4 |
| 5. Sally | 82 | 5 |
