Marrying A Boston Girl.....

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties....

The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all done

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and have a meal ready for him when he came home from work. On the first day he did not see any results, the next day things seemed to be better organized and by the third day his house was clean and he came home to the smell of a huge home cooked meal.

The Third man married a girl from Boston. He explained that he had told his new wife that he expected her to keep the house clean, the dishes cleaned, the laundry washed and folded and the lawn mowed. He said the first day he didn't see anything. On the second day there was no improvement, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call the landscaper.

Gotta love those Boston Girls !!

Got this in an email this morning (-:

Sunday Laugh

Here's one I found surfing today,

picture courtesy Hair Crazy.com

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The Teen had spiked hair in all different colors

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Say Hi to Lavern & Shirley For me

Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in
Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in
the hangar with nothing to do.

Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too.
Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try
it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
completely smashed.

Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"

Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
oughta do d is mor e often."

Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

Ole stopped to think. "No "

"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Milvaukee"


Gail sent me this joke from her post in Tanzania...Here's what she's doing over there....

AM DOING WONDERFULLY, AND AM WORKING SO HARD ADVOCATING FOR THE CHILDREN AT NKOARANGA.......TRYING TO GET THE TANZANIAN DSS TO GET THESE LITTLE ONES ADOPTED. SO MANY ARE NOT BEING ADOPTED AND MY HEART GROWS HEAVIER SEEING THIS PROBLEM EACH DAY.

I AM GOING TO TRY TO ESTABLISH A VERY SMALL ORPHANAGE OF MY OWN UPON MY RETURN IN AUGUST (AM PLANNING ON RETURNING STATESIDE SOMETIME IN MAY, PROBABLY TOWARD THE END) THIS ORPHANAGE WOULD BE FUNDED BY OUR "FUND", AND I WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO TAKE IN 2 BABIES AT A TIME AND THAN WORK HARD FOR THEIR ADOPTION. I WILL HAVE TO INVESTIGATE RENTING A SMALL PLACE, WHICH THANK THE LORD, HERE IS VERY INEXPENSIVE, AND OF WHICH 2 WONDERFUL FRIENDS HAVE GIVEN ME A CONTACT FOR. THE WORK WILL NEVER CEASE HERE, AND HOW I WOULD LOVE ALL OF U TO COME OVER AND HELP ME, IF ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME. YOUR LIVES WOULD BE FOREVER CHANGED.!!!!

THE POWER OF ONE CAN NEVER BE UNDERESTIMATED, AND THIS I WITNESS DAILY......AND THE CRY FOR MEDICAL PERSONNEL IS SO IMMEDIATE THAT IF U OR ANYONE U KNOW WOULD CONSIDER VOLUNTEERING AT THE NKOARANGA HOSPITAL, IN ANY MEDICAL CAPACITY, IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE FOR THEM. THE PRESENT STAFF IS SO OPEN TO NEW KNOWLEDGE, THEY THRIST FOR IT. THE CONDITIONS HERE AT THE HOSPITAL ARE SUB-SUB-STANDARD ACCORDING TO OUR WESTERN STANDARDS, BUT THIS STAFF WORKS TIRELESSLY AND LOVINGLY TO GIVE THE BEST THAT THEY THEMSELVES HAVE TO OFFER. IT WARMS ONES HEART.

WILL KEEP U POSTED ON ALL THE HAPPENINGS HERE......AND CARRY U ALL IN MY HEART EACH DAY AND NIGHT--OH, SAD NEWS----OUR COW DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (THEY SAID SHE ATE SOME POISONOUS GRASS!!!!)......OH WELL....THIS IS AFRICA!!!!!! MUST RUN....OFF TO THE ORPHANAGE.....I LOVE U ALL AND AS ALWAYS, THE GRATITUDE FOR YOUR CARING AND COMPASSION FOR THESE PEOPLE OVERWHELMS ME, AND FOR THE ZILLIONITH TIME--THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU..............MAY HUGS EMBRACE YOU AND JOY FILL YOUR HEART ON THIS VERY WONDERFUL AND NEW DAY........YOUR AFRICAN QUEEN!!!

If you would like to make a Donation towards Gail's efforts in Tanzania
Send Check made out to Tanzanian Hope Fund
PO Box 872, Gloucester MA 01930

Flying in to Tampa

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final
approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your
Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank
you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay
in Tampa Bay".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can
hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to
the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel
and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess
with the huge tits out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine
and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big
time all
night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking
up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new
stewardess.

Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to
the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle,
she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear.
He's gotta take a shit first.

This Joke was sent to me by my late girlfriend's Mom, she now works as a missionary to orphans in Tanzania. Incredible how she maintains her sense of humor.

She cooks....





Helps with surgery assisting Dr. Sam who I met last year when he was getting some help from some of the Boston Area hospitals.

Gail and Sam delivering shoes to one of the Orphanages.

Gail in traditional Tanzanian Garb with 2 of her Angels

Gail is over 60 years old...She'll probably whack me for saying that..but her love for these children knows no limits and I am proud of her and all she is doing to spread her loving spirit .

We'll be having a party to support Gail's efforts in Gloucester, Massachusetts on Sunday, March 18th..If you live in the area or are interested in what Gail is doing in Tanzania you can email me at:
glosta161-at-gmail-DOT-com

You'll want to change the "-at-" to "@" and the " -DOT-" to " ."