I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The Teen had spiked hair in all different colors
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
9 comments:
OMG! ROFLMAO!!
That's AWESOME! I'm always hoping that I'll be the type of "older person" who can still throw a zinger like that and still be up on whatever cool stuff that I want to be up on.
So, do you know this dude or did he just let you take his pic?
ohhh, nevermind, it must be the blond streaks in my hair, eh? you got the picture SURFING, meaning the 'net. duh.
hahaha.... That's so funny!
Hey awesome guy, come and get your award from my latest post! ^-^
Spread some link love, will you!
Looks like I'm getting old, I posted twice for the award collection. You don't think I'm spamming, are you? hehehe.....
While you're there, why don't you grab the Awesome Guy Blogger award too!!! ;)
Thanks for the **giggles**!
Have a good week ;0)
This is so funny Tom and congratulations on your awards well deserved
Now that's a hairdo! Almost looks like your 4th of July hat! Maybe you should try growing your hair out so you can get this colorful style for the next year's 4th in red, white, & blue!
hee hee!
L'l Bunny
Bahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
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