EMAIL Joke

 During a recent password audit,
it was found that a blond
was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password,
she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long
and include at least one capital.


The pic courtesy of chris, thanks (-:

The New Asprin

 HEART ATTACK ~ THE NEW ASPIRIN

IMPORTANT READ.......

Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets.


 

Why keep aspirin by your bedside? 

About Heart Attacks

There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm. 
One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.
Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack.  The majority of people (about 60%) who  had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up.  However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.

If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.

Afterwards:
 - phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by
 - say "heart attack!"
 - say that you have taken 2 aspirins..
 - take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and...
 ~ do NOT lie down ~

A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, reading this tells 10 people, probably one life can be saved!
 
I have already shared the information- - What about you?