So sweet and easy going!!
Do you know anyone that maintains they are easy to get along with and then they proceed to list the stuff that really annoys them....I was having a conversation with one of 'those people" just the other day and while"she" was taking the time to point the annoying little idiosyncrasies that really get on her nerves, she continued to believe that she is easy to get along with...as long as you:
Don't wiggle your foot or move any part of your body in her direct sight line to the television screen.
Don't slurp your tea, even if it's burning hot, slurping is annoying. Swallow the "hot molten liquid" quietly, please!!
When she's thinking, don't talk, How do you know when she's thinking? When she's not talking to you, she's thinking, she's thinking.... What did I do to deserve this??
Don't whistle or hum to yourself, it annoys her.
Don't Snore !! Wake UP, Your snoring.
No matter how congested your sinuses are, don't snort or make any of those phlegmy sounds that tend to happen when your sick and have a runny nose....SHE doesn't like it.
Don't rub your sore knees, even if it feels good to heat up those tired joints in the morning with a little friction, rubbing your knees rubs HER the wrong way.
Keep the speakers in front of the car off...it bothers her...stupid!
Don't raise your voice to the dog, even if the dog makes slurping noises when it drinks, barks at nothing and farts wherever it wants.."She's" a good dog and apparently held at a higher level than most humans.
Don't pick at your nails, skin or nose.
When you are talking and that little piece of spittle dances around in the corner of your mouth...FIX IT...it's gross.
Don't pace around when you are talking on the phone, that annoys her and everyone else in the room.
Oh, there's more but hey "She's" easy going and so I'm gonna go find a blackboard and scrape my nails down it...it won't bother her.
She's Easy Going!!