Tuesday, May 29, 2007

3 Day Weekend and The Zipper

It was a nice holiday weekend! Lots of good food and of course when the family gets together we end up sitting around the table playing cards or Dominoes. I dominated the play with my superior intellect and my ability to "get inside" my opponents heads and annoy the crap out of them. Muhahahah ...

Since I worked my brain so hard over the weekend I really didn't have a good post just sitting here ready to go so I'm gonna fall back on another Joke I received from my friend Gail in Tanzania..She's Back by from her work at the orphanages there but will be headed back in July for another 8 months. I will be helping her to set up a blog of her own where she can relate some of her experiences there. and her plans for the future!! Now the Joke:

The Zipper

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

4 comments:

Bungi said...

:O You are not kidding?! *LOLOL*

Oh, i use onliners when i am not able to think of a nice long post.

Thanks for droppin by at my blog.

Louisa said...

Hahahaha! OOOOh nooooo!

choochoo said...

Ooooh, I love it when I can play with my superior intellect and annoy the crap out of people. I do that a lot, of course. Jupp.

TOM said...

Bungi, glad I could make you laugh!!

Louisa, !! Thanks

choochoo.....Mind Games are oh so fun!!