Chakras are considered to be a nexus of metaphysical and/or biophysical energy of the of the human body. There are 7 major energy centers and when they aren't lined up...shit happens.
So what can you do, where do you go.. we can't all be like the Beatles and get a meeting with the Dalai Lama!!
Health Insurance doesn't cover your chakras and if they did I know there would be a BIG deductible.
The answer: a quick stop at your local hardware store to buy a Chalk Line/Plumb Line, an old white sheet and someone to help you..
Old White Sheet, Plumb Line & Assistant
Once you've got the items you need all you have to do is get wrapped in a sheet and get plumbed!! See Below...
The diagnoses is obvious!!
1, My Chakras are perfectly aligned
or
2. Not smoking for the past 4 weeks has driven me totally insane!!
Have a nice weekend!
or
2. Not smoking for the past 4 weeks has driven me totally insane!!
Have a nice weekend!
11 comments:
4 weeks already? Well done Tom! :-)
Just for interest sake - what would it look like if the Chakras were not aligned?
Congrats on not smoking - you are a brave soul. I just know that I would most defenitely be insane if I tried that. So pleased that your Chakras are aligned....
LOL.. Tom it was worth the wait, 4 weeks smoke free..well done!!!!, but if this is what it does to you then I aint quitting lol
Are you sure you are not under some kind of chemical influence, Tom?
Also, you got a pretty assistant.
At least not smoking for 4 weeks did not seem to effect your sense of humor.
Hooray for you! Not smoking is the smartest decision you could make. Your assistant look vaguely familiar.
wahahahaha.... you look like a mummy! So after knowing your Chakras are aligned, did you do anything to the pretty assistant?
Woot! 4 weeks smoke free. Keep it up!
Louisa...4 weeks and counting..you don't wanna see me out of alignment!!
Carol, thanks (-;
Audrey...quit, it's a rollercoaster of fun!
A.I., I may have had a glass of rum punch, That pretty assistant is my sister!..now you have inflated her ego!!
YouKnow...thanks and yes that's her!!
Eastcoast...I just need some Tana Leaves to recharge my batteries like in the old Boris Karlof Mummy Movies...and ah that assistant is my sister and she wants to kill me for using her picture..gotta run....FAST
I used to be into all that stuff ... also used to have Reiki. I was so cynnical about Reiki b4 I experienced it. All i'd heard was that anyone could qualify as a practitioner within half an hour so i wasn't expecting much. WOW! Did I FEEL it! Only I don't think i got any healing. Just this bizarre hot energy feeling ...
Good luck with the non smokiness :P
Have you replaced the habit with something like eating mints though? I hear alot of people do that...
Congratulations on 4 weeks smoke free!
Hmmm...I thought that perhaps there was something to that chakra business, but I don't know how to do it or what it is. With all my stress and pain and stuff, I'd give it a try. Your approach seems too easy. You sure that's it, mate?
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