Sunday, August 19, 2007

Women's Clothing



Yesterday Mom had to go into Kohl's, a local department store, because she had a 30% discount coupon she wanted to look around and see if there were any good deals.

On our way to Women's clothing we had to walk through the lingerie section which can be somewhat interesting. I noticed a display and the name brand was "Barely There" and a picture popped into my head...hmmmm....nice! But I was with Mom and I kept charging along with her toward the Women's Clothing. It was there where I found out Mom was a sign reader too...


She pointed up at the wall display and the name brand was "Sag Harbor" Now I don't know what picture would come into your mind standing in the middle of the Women's Department, but for me the picture wasn't pretty!

Why would anyone manufacturing Women's clothing come up with a name brand like "Sag Harbor?? Maybe they will start a Men's clothing line of "Beer Belly Shirts" or "Whopper Wear"!!

Well, Mom and I had a laugh over Sag Harbor and she didn't find anything she liked. We started to make our way out and I noticed another sign for Women's Clothing, a designer named "Alfred Dunner"... I pointed to the sign and:

I said, "Hey Ma, read that sign out loud"

She read "Alfred Dunner"

I said " So, Alfred has done-her, you think anyone else will do her wearing something like that??

Mom hit me on the back of the head and said I was crude, she was smiling though.

Now I am going to have to call the Department Of Social Services!!

Parents are not supposed to hit their kids!!

14 comments:

Rain said...

Breast Suspenders... **giggles..snert**

I shouldn't laugh I'll probably need a pair of them one day :)

Keli said...

I'll never look at Alfred Dunner or Sag Harbor the same way again! Very funny!

Suzi said...

LOLOL! Sag Harbor and Alfred Dunner. Two long-time old lady brands of clothing, and I never notice that they were perfectly named!

Denise said...

I think I live in Sag Harbor...

eastcoastlife said...

My attention was attrcted to the pic. I need a pair of them Breast Suspenders... *giggles..*

Sharon said...

Oh come on, Tom.... My brother used to cruise along with me to the women's section to check out the women shopping and not the brands.

But, then, you can never fault a man who knows our women brands :)

Threat Assessment & Response Canada said...

THAT was a funny post! The funniest part was that you had the nerve to say that to your mother and how she whacked you on the back of the head.

I don't know you, but somehow I can still picture it.

TOM said...

Rain, one word..isometrics!!

Keli, I'm sure they make good stuff but the Brand Names should be reconsidered

Suzi, (-:

Denise, that's NY I believe!!

EC, you and Rain...No Way

Threat, thanks for coming by..if you have a link email me I'd love to visit your blog.

Sharon....I was just there to help Mom..and ahhh look around!

Melissa said...

I could never go into a store with you, we'd get into trouble as it seems we have a very similar mind-frame when it comes to signs like that lol

have you seen the old women bras in spencers? now those are hilarious!

TOM said...

Melissa, now I have to go to Spencers!! Thanks for the tip

Anji said...

We all end up moored in Sag Harbor one day!

The literal translation from the French for a bra is 'throat support'. i'm still trying to work that one out...

Stacy said...

I got the Sag Harbor a long time ago; I refuse to even look at anything with that name but I had to read to understand the Dunner part- you are really clever.

Li'l bunny said...

Well I can only say it will not be the last time Mom wacks you up against the side of your head....you cwazy wabbit!

Eric said...

Wandered through on BE and had to tell you this post is hilarious!