Monday, December 17, 2007

A Short Story



I rear-ended a car this morning !!


There I was alongside the road, the car I hit pulled over just ahead of me when slowly the driver opens his door and gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed sometimes life just seems to get funny?

Well, I could NOT believe it . . the guy was a DWARF! He stormed over to my car,looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"...

I laughed out loud and looked down at him and said , "Well, which one are you then?"... and THAT'S when the fight started . .

Those Dwarfs are pretty tough....

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey!!! I think I told you that story.

#2

TOM said...

Well #2 I don't think I ever told you that YOU are my inspiration!!

Stacy said...

OK, I am really sorry to not have checked in in so long, hands down one of the funniest posts ever. So did he admit to being Grumpy or not?

Suzi said...

Bwahahaha! Midgets Forever!

TOM said...

Stacy, good to hear from you!! He was definitely grumpy!!

Suzi...midgets, dwarfs...they are perfect for short stories!!

Jay said...

Shame, shame!

Anonymous said...

Jay--lighten up. My very short daughter got a great laugh from this post. She would like superman's phone number.

TOM said...

come on now, there's been enough fighting!!

Carol said...

OMG!! LMAO!
Tom you are just too funny!
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Hugs,
Carol

Jeannine said...

You are terrible!!!!!!!

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newnorth said...

rofl. I mean that is horrible ;)

AintNeverScared said...

OMG! Tom, no you did NOT say that! Did this really happen, or is that just what was running through your mind? OMG, if you really did that and if he even really got it, that is AWESOME. I'm so happy that you embrace the "you only live once" philosophy. I guess it's kinda mean, but not like mean-spirited / evil. I'm laughing my ass off, for the record.