Tuesday, November 25, 2008

A Recent email, with valuable insight

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit
.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

1 comment:

PG said...

beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy
-Ben Franklin (a good Boston boy, despite what Philly might tell you)