Hear me NOW! thou impertinent sheep-biting canker blossoms!!
Oh, that felt good...Yes you too can insult people with all the flair of Shakespeare. We grow weary of the same old tired sayings like "He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic" or "Your mother wears army boots.." Hell today she may very well wear army boots. Now you can really dress up your insults. After you read this: "Go bathe thyself, thou ill-nurtured, fly bitten foot licker and visit Shakesperean Insults and you can fire off some good ones
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We actually have a day at my high school devoted to Shakespearian Insults. People who insult other people in a similar fashion get candy.
It's good for english nerds like me.
Great post. Now you can insult someone & they'll have to go to the dictionary to find out what you called them. This serves a dual purpose, insulting them makes you feel better & they'll be improving their minds!!!
Mary Alice
Thanks, now I can insult my old English Professor in style!
This is so excellent.
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