Saturday, June 09, 2007

Tom 4 President 2008 a Sexy Campaign

My campaign for the Presidency has really hit a dead end and what I need is a Campaign Manager. The premise of my campaign is to run for the Presidency without accepting money from anyone. A virtual Campaign on the Internet. Of course I will make myself available for interviews and television appearances when they are presented to me.

Currently I've had more votes for my blogs listed on the Spicy Pages directory than I have had for my efforts to make it to the White House in 2008. The need for a Campaign Manager has never been more apparent.

The appropriate candidate for this job will be need to accept the fact that until we make it to the White House, he/she won't be paid. Of course when we get there, you will be made part of the White House Staff and get paid accordingly. Even if we don't make it the exposure you receive on this campaign will pay for itself. Hell you could make a scandalous private sex tape and become as famous as say, Paris Hilton!! Headlines like:

"Tom's Campaign Manager on Sexy Live WebCam"


With this said, I think the best candidate for the job would be an extremely sexy woman.

Another snag in my ability to draw voters away from the filthy rich candidates they are currently presented with, is my ability to influence the House and Senate. Not being a Republican or Democrat, I supposedly would not be able to influnce these groups effectively.

With this said, I believe one of the best ways to influence some members of government is to have very sexy women working side by side with me. My Sexy Chief of Staff and I will need to find a Vice Presidential running mate and of course we will have 15 Highly Influential, Smart and Sexy Cabinet Members to pick.

Finally, I need a First Lady, my criteria:

An Extremely Sexy Woman.

Anyone interested can email me from this page, anyone with ideas please comment and Thankyou...International support for my campaign, not money, just encouragement, is welcome.

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16 comments:

Rich said...

I tagged you to write 8 random facts about yourself. Check out mine and the rules at http://lifeaccordingtorich.blogspot.com/2007/06/first-pussy-of-united-states.html.

toes said...

Where is Tom Bunny??? CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE IN THIS POST!

Milly Moo said...

Hmmm, an extremely sexy woman, hey?
Why not make it even more interesting and have an "Incredibly Hunky Man" alongside you instead - you'll get the female *and* the gay vote!

mmgriffin1000 said...

You may have problems finding an extremely sexy woman if she sees your post about the caveman. I took note of the fact that there wasn't a big change from caveman to the modern man image! Just KIDDING little Brother!!

MaryAlice

TOM said...

Toes, he's here, he's ALWAYS here!

Milly, it's a good Idea I'll have my extremely beautiful and sexy staff pick out one they like, I'm not a good judge of extremely sexy men!!

Mary, You can visit at the Camp David Compound for w/e cookouts!!

Carol said...

What a great idea! I am not applying for the position (for obvious reasons) but I would like to post a link back to this if you wouldn't mind.

choochoo said...

I'd think that after Bush, being president would be easy. Whatever you do, you can't help looking good in comparison. I can shout these things from the rooftop, cause I'm european and the patriots act doesn't apply to me. HAH! Take that, bushy!

An extremely sexy woman would help you win about half of the voters. Ronald McDonald should secure you the rest.

TOM said...

Carol a link would be great, I just don't know if I'll compete very well against that joke you have posted!!

ChooChoo, how about the Burger King guy, get a little Royalty in the White House!!

Stacy said...

You can be the president, so easy a monkey can do it as Bush has demonstrated.Throw feces at the world and make them hate you, how hard can that be? I want to be the Queen.

TOM said...

Queen Stacy, has a nice ring to it!!

Sebastien said...

You say you wouldn't have much influence with congress because you are neither a Democrat nor a Republican. I say win the presidency and crown yourself dictator and hold congress hostage with your military force and then we can take over Canada just because we (I'll be your right hand man) feel like it.

TOM said...

Sebastian, I'd like to stay clear of oonflict with Canada, but with your energy I think we could find a place for you in Homeland Security, the Dept of Defense or maybe you would like to be a spy??

Nan said...

Hehe good luck Tom! I hope you will indeed find your extremely sexy woman for your campaign.

Ken Albin said...

You need a platform more like Pat Paulsen. "I'm not right wing or left wing. I'm more middle of the bird."

razz said...

I *think* I can qualify for sexy

gosh... but don't expect me to have to much to say, I hate politics! I do like lookin perty:)

TOM said...

Razz, I looking pretty and and being quiet...what could a guy ask for??