Wednesday, February 20, 2008

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM....and a Video

Well I just saw the total eclipse of the moon....I could hear Pink Floyd music playing too...weird!

Another strange thing is the SPAM I've been receiving lately.

I don't know about you but I use Gmail and it's pretty good about keeping spam out of my inbox...I have to look though...It's just amazing to me all the work these freakin' spammers put into their nefarious undertakings. Imagine if they directed their efforts to better society rather than just being pains in ass...Yes the world would be a better place!! Here's a sample of what I've been getting:

Arlington Smole ?? What kinda name is that and I'm sorry Arl but the girls are already going wild I don't know where you are getting your info!!

Patty Griffith...YOU SHOULD KNOW Better..I'm tellin your MOM!!

Skin Repair?? What's wrong with my skin???

Elbert Buck!! That's a funny name too and I didn't order any drugs AND IF I wanted them I'd just call Patty Griffith anyway smartass!

The strangest one..from Kristin Neal : Subject RIBSPARE

I've heard of spareribs, maybe he or she is dyslexic, but then I get a little preview of what's written in the email and it says

" thinking of your abiding spirit Appendices Bronze the sky, with no"

That's it! All I can read...oh and that particular email comes with an attachment. It's tempting, I really kinda wonder how to finish that sentence, but I resisted and just deleted the crap.

I mean we're having a total eclipse of the moon.....odds are something would have come out of that attachment and eaten my hard drive.


Beatles LIVE on the Roof of Apple Records
January 30, 1969

Watch the show, enjoy a break maybe tell me your spam stories just don't send me any!!


Kuanyin said...

Hey, I'm NOT spam...just a person from your past who has been trying hard to catch up on emails, comments, and phone calls! You've been on my mind to comment for so long, and here I am at last and NOT spam! :-)

My Gmail catches most of my spam...but I generally get around 100 or so a day--much of it looks like Hebrew or Chinese!

Just stopping by to let you know I'm still alive and recovering and one of these days I'll get back into the blog habit again.

TOM said...

Kuanyin, It's only appropriate to get my first comment re spam from the State that is the biggest consumer of edible Spam in the US

newnorth said...

lol, I don't even remember most of my spam. Crazy stuff :p
I almost got to see the total eclipse but the clouds came before it finished. A bright sliver still shined. It was great.

TOM said...

Nen, too many lights around here...would have liked to been in a more remote location!

Anonymous said...

Don't you have a place on your email that allows you to check off unwanted
stuff as SPAM? This works pretty well for me. unowho

sky said...

Namaste' Tom, this is hilarious! You certainly out this in a fun light. I do think spammers are terrorists, and you are sooo right think of ALL the good people like that can be accomplishing with the same amount of energy placed. Thanks for a great post.


eastcoastlife said...

Spam Spam Spam
I'm a spammer
*fools around*

Chinese viagra for you sir? No side effects, lasts and lasts and lasts....

*runs away before I get spank!*

Birdie said...

You've been preapproved for a $500,000 home refinancing loan! The interest rate is only 75% and you must use your first born child as a down payment. Respond to this message and receive a free Gel Pen! :D

LOL. JK. Although spam is quite a pain, sometimes it is funny. :)

Attila The Mom said...

Hehehe. I've seem some doozies but these are quite humorous. ;-)

AintNeverScared said...

ha ha...the spam i get is almost exclusively about penis there something (about myself) that i should know??

hmmm. glad to see the ladies are offering you viagra...gag.