SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM....and a Video

Well I just saw the total eclipse of the moon....I could hear Pink Floyd music playing too...weird!

Another strange thing is the SPAM I've been receiving lately.

I don't know about you but I use Gmail and it's pretty good about keeping spam out of my inbox...I have to look though...It's just amazing to me all the work these freakin' spammers put into their nefarious undertakings. Imagine if they directed their efforts to better society rather than just being pains in ass...Yes the world would be a better place!! Here's a sample of what I've been getting:

Arlington Smole ?? What kinda name is that and I'm sorry Arl but the girls are already going wild I don't know where you are getting your info!!

Patty Griffith...YOU SHOULD KNOW Better..I'm tellin your MOM!!

Skin Repair?? What's wrong with my skin???

Elbert Buck!! That's a funny name too and I didn't order any drugs AND IF I wanted them I'd just call Patty Griffith anyway smartass!

The strangest one..from Kristin Neal : Subject RIBSPARE

I've heard of spareribs, maybe he or she is dyslexic, but then I get a little preview of what's written in the email and it says

" thinking of your abiding spirit Appendices Bronze the sky, with no"

That's it! All I can read...oh and that particular email comes with an attachment. It's tempting, I really kinda wonder how to finish that sentence, but I resisted and just deleted the crap.

I mean we're having a total eclipse of the moon.....odds are something would have come out of that attachment and eaten my hard drive.

VIDEO BLAST FROM THE PAST

Beatles LIVE on the Roof of Apple Records
January 30, 1969



Watch the show, enjoy a break maybe tell me your spam stories just don't send me any!!

Spam, What's in it?

• Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
• Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
• Water (to help in mixing)
• Sugar (for flavour)
• Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)

That's not too bad sounding, they do identify the shoulder meat....but the meat added part, hhhhmmm I wonder.

But what's in that other spam, you know the stuff that automatically goes to my junk mail and eventually gets deleted ? I read the Email addresses from time to time and of course there's a snippet of there email in the subject. If I liked spam, today would be a good day to open up that can of worms because I could get...

a $500 gift certificate from Costco and Victoria's Secret ! Once I hook up with Shea from Intimate Dating and take her to get that $500 worth of lingerie we will book our trip to Cancun for 4 nights, courtesy of someone whose name comes up as ??/??..?? !! I think that's my friend "The Riddler"

When Shea and I get back from Mexico, we will probably contact our buddy "Gun Controll", I didn't know "Controll had 2 L's...the things you learn from spam, maybe he's British. Finally I'll contact Michael Carl for a job online...oh maybe not, I've never trusted those guys with 2 first names. But we will be certain to buy our house through Best Mortgage, I mean anyone who solicits me for a Mortgage online must be on the up and up. Finally we are both gonna sign up for that great Health Insurance that someone named Gizmo200 keeps sending me.

Yeah, and the last piece of Junk Mail/ Spam I noticed this morning was the most accurate. It was from someone named "Are You Ready" and the subject "I couldn't believe it either..." Believe me...I don't believe it!!

To the spammers out there...

I'm more likely to eat spam, and that's a stretch, I assure you I'll never read it!

To Shea over at Intimate Dating...some other time sweetums!!

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