Back from Maine

Well I've been away from the PC for a few days, took a trip to the lovely state of Maine. I heard somewhere that Maine was the only Northern state that backed the Confederacy....I can kinda believe it. I went to Maine for my good friend Cathy's birthday and while I was there I met quite a few people....her sisters and brothers were all very nice and and the party was a hoot.....but I also met some real strange people too...frankly you might call them odd...most of the "odd" ones I met in Ellsworth at a bar where I actually sang Madonna's "Like A Virgin" I was a hit....that in itself is odd because I cannot sing...I took the bus from Boston to Bangor, they have Movies on the bus now and I think cops let busdrivers go a little faster because it always takes me longer to drive there on my own.

When I left today it was snowing pretty hard, My daughter and her Husband Brian gave me a ride to the Trailways station and now Maine has one less Masshole, yeah that's what they call people from Massachusetts...well, Here is a link to a funny guy from Maine Bob Marley

Dirty Jobs

I think cleaning bloody surgical instruments was my dirtiest job, I hated busing tables during brunch..how many fricking plates can one person use?? Then, while I didn't consider it a Job, changing diapers can be kinda nasty sometimes...I know there are jobs I wouldn't ever want to do...how about you, my kind readers...what was or is the worst or dirtiest job you have ever had?

Gesto De Amor

Winner at Cannes Film Festival

Lite Beer goes Dark

Nice hitting on this one

Tom Bunny Steps Out

Tom took off the restraints and hung out for Thanksgiving,
Wishing all Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Happy Happy
Just try to fricking smile, so many holidays it's hard to be
Politically Correct

Places I've lived or visited

While this isn't all inclusive, in fact I forgot Bangor,Maine!! Oh well I just created a map of places I've been, and I know some people eho have never been outside of their home state , here is my map of Places I've Lived,Place I've been

Create your own at YourGmap

And Thanks again to Way Khool Sites, I wouldn't have found this without you!!

English Lesson

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am Upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

Heroes, The Cheerleader's Alive

What about D.L.??

Nikki fired her Blase R93 Sniper Rifle to end
last night's episode. Earlier she had told her alter
ego in the mirror " We're going hunting"

The show continues....how you like it now???