Friday, February 06, 2009

An Irish Joke

Subject: Irish Robbery

An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber shoots him also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor. " Did anyone else see my face?" calls the robber.

There are a few moments of silence, then one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

"I think me wife may have caught a glimpse...."

4 comments:

unowho said...

Being the wife of an Irishman, I don't see the humor here!!!!!!

Robert said...

I think someone in a bank now may have wanted to say, "I think my mortgage broker caught a glimpse."

choochoo said...

LOL. Well, for the "gent's" sake, the robber had better have shot his wife:D

TOM said...

unowho...sure you do !!

Robert, you may have something there.

Choo Choo, so right, his life would be over if he spared her