MSDS you ask?? That's right guys they don't just make Material Safety Data Sheets for Hazardous Chemicals or Medications...They make them for women too..See Below.
I received this in an email today but I wish I got it years ago!
I went to the Fish Market today and picked up some fresh swordfish for dinner. I noticed the sign they had where the fresh swordfish steaks sat on the ice, indicated that the fish I was looking at was "Wild Swordfish"
I asked the girl behind the counter if the swordfish was previously frozen? When she told me it wasn't, I told her I wanted a couple pounds. It didn't hit me until I was driving away..
Wild Swordfish ??
"Hmmm," I thought "Is there any other kind of swordfish other than wild??"
I don't think I have ever heard of anyone having a domesticated swordfish.
I've never heard of farm raised swordfish.
I am pretty sure all swordfish live in the wild, but maybe that wasn't what the sign meant.
Maybe the swordfish I got today was just Wild and Crazy, kinda like Steve Martin, but a fish?
He could have been the fish that really lived, really jumped high out of the water, took chances. Maybe one too many chances I thought as I looked down at my neatly wrapped package of swordfish steaks.
I got home and basted those swordfish steaks with a little lemon/pepper and butter sauce and grilled them on the barbecue.
While I am not sure if there are anything but wild swordfish, I know one thing...
Those swordfish steaks were delicious !!
Well the technical difficulties have come to an end. I purchased a new PC Tower I found on Craigslist...It's working famously and I am sure it will inspire great things.As of 3:04 EST I am sitting atop the heap in 1st place at Tom's Trivia Challenge...of course there is a lot of time left in today's game.Woke up this morning to a cool rainy day. Quite the change from the weather we have been having around here of late. I must admit I do like the cool weather...such a welcome relief to the heat and humidity.I received the following picture of a poster that was used during Prohibition and I think it would have inspired me to drink more...What a Happy Bunch
I'd have to slug back several shots of moonshine before I would ever want to kiss one of those gals !!
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Maybe you would like to write a little like a Red Neck...
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