It's Monday

Hope everyone had a nice weekend...!

Looking over the Poll Results from my last post, I notice that dog, Toto, is winning....Hello!!! I'm asking for a little support here for Bruiser!! I think people pick Toto because he's from "The Wizard of OZ' and let's face it, more people have seen that movie than have seen "Legally Blonde" Ask your self this, Does Toto make you laugh???

I would like to get Bruiser working on my Campaign, maybe in some sort of International role...I think he would be helpful working on the immigration problems with Mexico given his experience in the courts...

Certainly He could never be First Dog, that's reserved for Minnie....the family dog



other news....
Last night marked the return of the TV Show The 4400...I need to get my hands on some Promicin so that I can unleash my super ability on the world.....If you had a Super -Ability what would you want it to be....??

Top Dog

Dorothy and Toto

I've taken three Movie Star dogs, Toto, Bruiser and Verdell and would like to know which one you liked best? Poll Below. Certainly I think Verdell was a great actor and had a large role in his movie, Bruiser was the best dressed and of course everyone remembers Toto in his classic movie. Personally I'm picking Bruiser over the other 2 because he actually came back for a sequel and his costumes were a riot.

I know I haven't got Lassie, Benji, Snoopy and many others..their time will come. Please tell me How and Why you caste your vote!

Tom 4 President 2008 a Sexy Campaign

My campaign for the Presidency has really hit a dead end and what I need is a Campaign Manager. The premise of my campaign is to run for the Presidency without accepting money from anyone. A virtual Campaign on the Internet. Of course I will make myself available for interviews and television appearances when they are presented to me.

Currently I've had more votes for my blogs listed on the Spicy Pages directory than I have had for my efforts to make it to the White House in 2008. The need for a Campaign Manager has never been more apparent.

The appropriate candidate for this job will be need to accept the fact that until we make it to the White House, he/she won't be paid. Of course when we get there, you will be made part of the White House Staff and get paid accordingly. Even if we don't make it the exposure you receive on this campaign will pay for itself. Hell you could make a scandalous private sex tape and become as famous as say, Paris Hilton!! Headlines like:

"Tom's Campaign Manager on Sexy Live WebCam"

With this said, I think the best candidate for the job would be an extremely sexy woman.

Another snag in my ability to draw voters away from the filthy rich candidates they are currently presented with, is my ability to influence the House and Senate. Not being a Republican or Democrat, I supposedly would not be able to influnce these groups effectively.

With this said, I believe one of the best ways to influence some members of government is to have very sexy women working side by side with me. My Sexy Chief of Staff and I will need to find a Vice Presidential running mate and of course we will have 15 Highly Influential, Smart and Sexy Cabinet Members to pick.

Finally, I need a First Lady, my criteria:

An Extremely Sexy Woman.

Anyone interested can email me from this page, anyone with ideas please comment and Thankyou...International support for my campaign, not money, just encouragement, is welcome.

Stumble It

It's Way Khool !!

The Big K, not Kahuna but Kuanyin over at Way Khool said some nice things about my blog yesterday. She also made me her Way Khool Blog of the day!! That makes her my Special K today.

I wish she could have come over for dinner last night to celebrate. I got real creative and made Grilled Mahi Mahi topped with a homemade Pineapple Salsa. For sides I baked fresh Potatoes with Banana and a hint of orange along with Fresh Green Beans. For desert I served a Fruit Salad of Papaya,Strawberries, Key Lime, Granny Smith Apple and Fresh Apricots over slices of sweet Banana. Yeah I was in a Tropical mood yesterday, maybe that's why my friendly Blond Hawaiian Blogger nominated me!! Be sure to visit Kuanyin..She's Way Khool!!

Funny Quote 2006, Ann Telnaes

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. --Comedian Chris Rock

Ann Telnaes won a Pulitzer Prize for Editorial Cartooning in 2001 and she gave me permission to put this Falwell cartoon up as I told her it really cracked me up! Visit her website for more to see more of her work!!

Tagged, For the very first time...Like a virgin OOH

Jeanine from Going Crazy Slowly tagged me...It was great, but I'm not sure what her fiance will think about it..So my job is to list "8 Random Facts" about myself...

First I have to post the rules. Here they are:

1. I have to post these rules before I give you the facts.
2. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Just the Facts !!

1. I once lived in the oldest Roman Town in Germany...Trier, and the first comment I ever received on this blog was from Marburg, Germany...Hi Marina!!

2. I'm half German,half Irish and I love beer...go figure!!

3. I've attended at least 73 Rock Concerts, some good some not so good, here's the list

4. I love to cook, I clean up after myself, do my own wash and I'm male!!

5. I'm single.

6. My favorite professional sport is Football. "American style," and the New England Patriots are of course my favorite team, and yes I like to drink beer, watch every game and I'm male. I can't shatter every stereotype

7. I like pickles in my potato salad, it's the only way...here is "The Recipe"

8. If I had to choose Red wine or White wine, I'd always take Red!!

Now I 'll tag 8 unsuspecting people from my list of Blogs I like:

1. Marina Marburg
2. Eastcoastlife
3. #1 Get Hobby,#2 Floss
4. Cheaper Than Therapy
5. Rainy Day Wonderings
6. Stop Looking At Me
7. Unacknowledged Genius
8. Monmouse

I Miss My Cave!!

Me as Caveman

We've come a long way along the evolutionary chain and yet there are still a lot of Caveman or Cave woman in all of us....

Me now

Bic Lighters, gas grills and electricity, soft cushions, all make life outside the cave pretty tolerable. But I miss the times when I got pissed off at something or someone and I could just drop a boulder on them or club them senseless. Now it's risky to club some asshole ,we have a legal system, jail... never mind the death penalty...a sure sign that society has evolved!!

What about hunting down a dinosaur, now that's a thrill...no guns man vs beast. While I've faced off with a few beasts from time to time in the local pub, they weren't half as fun as riding a T-Rex bareback and poking it in the eye with a stick!!

ahh the old days...do you have any fond caveman or cave woman memories, the old days, simpler times, simpler minds

Funny add on to post: Evolution of Man and Woman

3 Day Weekend and The Zipper

It was a nice holiday weekend! Lots of good food and of course when the family gets together we end up sitting around the table playing cards or Dominoes. I dominated the play with my superior intellect and my ability to "get inside" my opponents heads and annoy the crap out of them. Muhahahah ...

Since I worked my brain so hard over the weekend I really didn't have a good post just sitting here ready to go so I'm gonna fall back on another Joke I received from my friend Gail in Tanzania..She's Back by from her work at the orphanages there but will be headed back in July for another 8 months. I will be helping her to set up a blog of her own where she can relate some of her experiences there. and her plans for the future!! Now the Joke:

The Zipper

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."